May 2013
96 posts
nickmoorexvx:
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
at work
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
Friend: What is Kingdom Hearts about?
Me: Everyone has their own theory
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
“Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good...”
– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via albinwonderland)
Big shout out to Angelina Jolie.
nahchillhomebro:
Big sack of dicks to anyone saying “RIP Angelina Jolie’s boobs” that’s some supremely lame shit to say man.
“The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die.”
– Juliette Lewis (via frankie-wolf)
mortisia:
Well, I hate people that are close-minded. But even more i hate people that claim to be open-minded. That’s worst thing.
“Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.”
– Hafiz (via loveyourchaos)
graceebooks:
men at large think they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
renlybaratheeon:
you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
“I dream about having a house by the water and not doing anything, not feeling...”
– Lee Pace (via iiiloveyougypsyeyes)
bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
